True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
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It was one of those you-have-no-other-way-home-and-we-already-made-out-so-I-guess-youre-coming-home-with-me-if-you-promise-to-leave-early kind of deals.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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