tonight lets celebrate not being married
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
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mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
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