Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
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He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
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