Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
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are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Today my mom told me "that's what worries me about you getting blacked out drunk... You don't look pretty"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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