she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
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Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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