I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
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Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Mega depressed bro. Had the greatest sex with the hottest girl I've ever seen and in the AM she gave me that look I've given dozens of times. I'm her drunken fat chick fuck
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Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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