I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
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You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Woke up with my face in a bowl of cereal. This is tequila's way of saying fuck you.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
I need a straight guy to pretend to be my boyfriend for 30 minutes so that I can pull off an act of petty vengeance. Interested?
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
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