North Korea, Best Korea!
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
it's like heaven, but drunker
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
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