HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
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I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
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There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
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