normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
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she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
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I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
As we were walking to her place she stole a pizza from the delivery guy's car and when we got home she grabbed a slice, two beers, removed her pants, and said "call of duty?" im going to marry her
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