So drunk, too bad you don't want this
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
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he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
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The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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