It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
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Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Apparently I yelled "no stop it" in my sleep last night when he tried to cuddle with me.
Oops, guess its official. I just use him for sex.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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