just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
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I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
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Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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