Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
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Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
Rolled over in bed this morning and found Nutella and wet naps. Why can't it ever be a fire fighter, or Jude Law.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Why do my weekends always degenerate into using my little brothers childrens board games for drinking games?
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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