I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
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As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
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Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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