i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
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well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
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We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
I think my boss gives me work off weekends because he doesn't want me showing up hungover anymore..
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
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