He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
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Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
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I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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