I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
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Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
i now understand why vodka
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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