Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
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When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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