Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
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Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Wow. A quad shot of peppermint schnapps. I feel like I just deep throated a candy cane. Best 21st ever.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
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