Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
It’s like I’m living in some alternate wet dream universe right now
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize