so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
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You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
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