My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
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btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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