I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
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twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
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We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
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