Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
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while you've been gone this has kinda turned into some sort of fivesome-type thing. just thought i should warn you for when you get back
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
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You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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