wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
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Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
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How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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