She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
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She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
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Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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