were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
the person she was housesitting for had a christmas card from charlie sheen on the fridge so we fucked on the couch and just slept in the bed
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