i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
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The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
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Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
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