Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He told us that was the only place he could get service when we found him in the closet passed out with a beer
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I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
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Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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