Make note: the first date is too soon to make the "condoms are only for making balloon animals" joke.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
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i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
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Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
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