I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
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i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
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