I never want to see another naked old woman again.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
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I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
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