i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
We got so high we made milksteak
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
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We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
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found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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