She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
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I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
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I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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