My hair reeks of homosexuality.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
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just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
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I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
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