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Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
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Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
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Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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