does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
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I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
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I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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