He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
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Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
you are my patron saint of "too drunk for 9am". i just keep asking myself what would alyssa do as i try to regain motor function
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I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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