Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Okay, I just reached peak living alone
I ate a piece of chocolate cake while jerking off
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decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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