Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
It's Friday. Sex?
in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
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remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
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REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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