At least make sure they are 18
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The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
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She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
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You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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