Don't you send me to vm
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
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when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
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He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Randomize