Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
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She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
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I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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