so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
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In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
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Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
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