why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
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the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
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My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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