like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
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I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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