I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
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He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
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Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Maybe he injected his testicle?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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