I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
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She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
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Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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