I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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